Liverpool Tales from the Mersey Mouth - A book by John Williams

"This is a wonderful collection of writings by John Williams. While it isn't specifically about the Beatles, they are clearly a part of the story, along with the very fiber and fabric of the city that influenced him and them as well. The pieces are short, well written and filled with a delicious sense of humor that shines in the titles as well as the essays." Jan Perry, Cincinnati Post
"John Williams writes in the language of Liverpool, a Scouse scribe who brings to life the people and places, inner thoughts and outer images, the vigour and vitality and essentially, the iron humour of a unique city." Bill Harry, founder of Mersey Beat

Liverpool opinions

Top of the world Ma - A man of peace

By John Williams

If I am to persuaded of something important then I have to believe that the person putting forward the argument has some kind of pedigree with regard to meaningful thought. So when I see that Mel Gibson's father put forward the idea that Auschwitz was not an extermination camp and state that most of the European and Russian Jews had actually fled to America or Australia I was forced to seek out Hutton Gibson's previous contributions to our understanding of the world.

It seems he also believes that the attack on the twin towers was carried out by remote control and not by Al Quaida, (but doesn't say who had hold of the transmitter), and asserts that Paul VI as the anti-pope who has softened the Church's intolerance of heretics! What does he want, the return of the stake, the rack and the

inquisition? Love thy neighbour, as long as he's a believer.

To anybody who has had anything to do with American immigration officials the idea that upwards of five million Jews could somehow sneak into America unobserved then Hutton's idea is simply ludicrous. Imagine the scene.

Ellis Island Friday evening sometime in 1945.

Two uniformed customs men are staring at the Hudson River.

FIRST CUSTOMS MAN: Are there any movies being made here?

SECOND CUSTOMS MAN: Not sure. Why do you ask?

FIRST CUSTOMS MAN: I just seen a bunch of Jews in boats.

SECOND CUSTOMS MAN: How many?

FIRST CUSTOMS MAN: Hard to say,maybe five or six million.

SECOND CUSTOMS MAN: Five or six million! That's a helluva lot of extras!

FIRST CUSTOMS MAN: Sure is, and they were all jumpin' into the water so I figure they are making a movie of the ten commandements...crossin' the Red Sea an all.

SECOND CUSTOMS MAN: Whatever. As long as they ain't wetbacks!

Enough discussion of Hutton Gibson. I really want to have a look at what possible effects, if any, that the ravings of Hutton Gibson had on his son.

It seems to me that Gibson junior has made a career out of portraying messianic characters...Mad Max restores order to the apocalyptic post world war III world...Fletcher Christian saves his men from the clutches of the tyrant Bligh, in absolute defiance of historical truth I might add...The Patriot is another complete denial of history wherein the British are depicted as proto Nazis...Braveheart, directed by and starring Gibson junior was almost a Celtic version of the greatest story ever told, wherein the Romans were replaced by Edward the first, the ruthless King of England, and Christ was replaced by the oft betrayed William Wallace...and now there is Gibson the younger's film, The Passion.

I wouldn't mind betting that he was only persuaded from playing the lead by those who pointed out that he was too old to play a man who in his thirty three years on earth didn't smoke, drink or eat junk food and who also spoke with a Jewish accent.

Gibson is a member of an outlawed Catholic sect. So, first off, he isn't a Catholic in my opinion. That doesn't stop him from wanting to be the saviour of his old church. As if conducting the mass in Latin makes the Gospel more true.

Just how many movies of Christ's agony do we need to get the message? But perhaps that's not the aim of the movie as it is possible that it aimed at raising other types of passion than to engender a resurrection of Christian values.

I am reminded of the old joke.

A Jew was walking down the street when he was beaten up by a stranger. The battered and bewildered Jew asked why he'd been attacked and the assailant replied,

"The Jews killed Christ!"

"For God's sake that was two thousand years ago!"

"Maybe so, but I only found out today!"

21st March 2004 Birds of a feather There was further controversy on Saturday, after Yasser Arafat, the Palestinian leader, added his voice to the row. His adviser told the official Palestinian news agency WAFA that Mr Arafat found the film "moving and historical". BBC News 22.03.04 So, does this mean that the Muslim leader believes Jesus to be the son of God?

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